This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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