were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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