So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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