The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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