if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
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I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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