Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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