This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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