Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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So many bounce houses so little time
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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