He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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