You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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