Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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