try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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