K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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