just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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