Where did you get a picture of my penis
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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