So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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