Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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