It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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