I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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