and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she looked like the before picture.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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