this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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