Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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