She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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