College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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