idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I got inside last night via doggy door
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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