My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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