Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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