I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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