thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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