Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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