What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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should my penis look like a turkey
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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