is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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