Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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