I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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