I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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