Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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