I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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