I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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