I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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