rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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