were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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