i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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