brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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