awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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