Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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