the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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