All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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