Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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