I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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