Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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